Hares: Necrotizing Hashiitis & (virgin hare) Remember the Anal Ho
Hounds: Always Wet Pussy, Beef Up & Fuck, Coco Roo, Himalaya, Red Rim Jim Job, QTIP, Shaft Impact Her the Johnson Crusher, Burning Feeling, Just Pasha, Finger it Out, Pubic Domain & Uncle Reamus, Diarrios ChaChaCha, Rear Admiral, Softwood Deck, Barely ManBelow, Hannibal Licked Her, Mouthful of Meat, STFU, Grab My Handlebars the Chrome Moly. Skid Roe Hoe.
It’s a good thing that I prelubed myself on the way to the hash because A was dry as your grandma’s snatch. Rear Admiral and I parked nearby, then wandered the university looking for virile college material until we found the hottest, sexiest group on campus: Hashers. Even bedraggled and beat down from getting wet, ridden and sweaty all morning, they were glistening like a shower with Forrest Hump.