Hash #135 saw the second cumming of Pole Whacker, back and haring better than ever alongside One Solid Dick. Also gracing our kennel was a Eugener duo (with dog), a bimbo named Tequila something [Editor's Note: Tequila Cocking Bird] and a dude for who I draw a blank. Apologies, dude.
As co-hair of this abysmal hash, I had premonitions of things going awry. Since the pink tape we laid to mark true trail was almost identical to tape from some forester fucks. Add the dark, and the difference was almost indiscernible. The skies were pissing, and, surely, everyone’s nips stood at attention.
Date/Time: Friday, February 12, 2016 at 5:30pm
Since everyone (or at least the survivors) thought the last trail was SUUUUUPER shitty (in all the best ways possible), this trail will be a complete 180. Expect some pavement pounding, about 6 miles, and many more checks to keep them racists and bashers in check. So if you are feeling a bit injured (looking at you BBP...) get on yer bike and take it easy!
The hares will be One Solid Dick and Pole Whacker. And direct from the whorses mouth cums the following instructions:
Since start/finish will be at mi casa (Bluestem Palace), and we loooooove having ya bimbos and wankers, AND I'm a lazy sack of shit, On-after will be at our place! So yes there will be circle beer, but if you want more than Piss Bucket Refreshments (PBRs), that's on you to bring.
Details are available on Calendar, Facebook, Meetup, and the Oregon Hash Calendar. Please RSVP on Meetup.